What is your balance

I don’t see mine often, as in main one. Only starling one and Monzo one which are £236.67 and £312.32. But main one is Couts or Coutes which is managed for me by aunt but I saw it was £16,000,000.54 (the 0s were numbers too but I don’t remember those ones). I got Starling first but wanted Monzo and Starling balance has been same for six months and Monzo gets my £200 weekly money. I also put in Marcus money but I don’t have it on my phone but aunt showed me it was there.

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I have a question… how do you have sixteen million pounds and fifty four pence in a bank account but don’t know how to spell Coutts? :slight_smile:


I’m pretty sure that’s how Coutts is pronounced :slight_smile:

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Are you the Nigerian Prince that’s always sending email to me? :rofl::rofl::rofl: :wink:


If so, I want my £500 back!

You remembered the pence but didn’t think the hundred thousands column was significant enough to bother with? :thinking:

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£200 a week pocket money, you could buy a lot of panda pops with that

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It seems like your aunt is taking advantage of you, sounds like financial abuse. You should probably go to the police :+1:

It would be great if you could put all that money in your monzo account and blow it all. Monzo really needs those interchange fees.

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It’d bump the average customer deposit amount stats up a bit no doubt. :rofl:


Yes that’s it Coutts.

£200pw is all I need really :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::fire::fire::fire:

I only saw it quickly. I don’t know why it’s a secret. :see_no_evil::see_no_evil:

Is this the Twilight Zone ? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:


My aunt is the settler I think

What do you mean? :thinking:

She’s going to buy snoop dogs island and settle it, obviously.

Brilliant shirt-post though @liambowers :clap::joy: gave me a good laugh

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Settlor*, in a trust.

That’s it. Settlor sorry. :upside_down_face:

PS: what is a shirt post?

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Disclaimer 1. There may be spoilers in that link so read at your own risk

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Can the aunt spend from the coutts account? You might stop getting an allowance soon :joy:

Don’t provoke people to try and get a reaction. Be nice :wink:


Is this some bait I see, sry sir I’m not a fish.

Perhaps you could ask your aunt to hook me up with some fine dining and I might bite :wink: